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being cuddled in blankets is second only to being cuddled in arms. uhh well maybe not these arms. Happy Plaque Psoriasis Month Awareness Everybody! :D

mmmmm bo burnham is yummy.

That Five Percent

So 95 percent of me is really happy for you and your girlfriend. I think shes very pretty and you guys seem super happy; but there is still that five percent of me that hopes she’ll leave your ass the second she finds out what a kinky S.O.B you are. >:) mwuahahahahaha 

Ovens

I have never told anyone this but I am kind of really scared of ovens. They are just so hot and have so many metal parts and I always think I’m going to burn myself (yikes!) Don’t get me wrong I will use an oven, I am a woman, there is no getting around oven-use. I just have to put on my big girl panties first haha.

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